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"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.
"I don’t know… I can’t tell."
"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."
I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.
"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 
"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.
"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 
She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 
"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.
"No we’re all out," she said calmly. "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."
"What the hell," I said.

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"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.

"I don’t know… I can’t tell."

"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."

I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.

"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 

"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.

"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 

She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 

"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.

"No we’re all out," she said calmly. "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."

"What the hell," I said.

pawnee-crossing:

I think you know how I feel about vegetarians

pawnee-crossing:

I think you know how I feel about vegetarians

pawnee-crossing:

Are you sure, Angus?
It’s perfect weather for a
barbeque

pawnee-crossing:

Are you sure, Angus?

It’s perfect weather for a

barbeque

dutchster:




dog realizes that he probably should habe killed master long ago

dutchster:

dog realizes that he probably should habe killed master long ago

RUSH ME TO THE EMERGENCY WARD. I FORGOT TO WATCH SEASON 4

THERE IN THE WASHER!!!!

seththewolf:

[studio audience laugh track]

That was a literal statement.

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show

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haglord:

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*takes your starbucks coffee*

*slamdunks your coffee*

take that hipsters

*points to the wasted coffee*

Ur gonna pay for a new one government

Or can your trillion dollars in debt not handle the price?

it’s actually 17 trillion

*slamdunks your attitude*